So~ Dad is renovating the basement washroom. Nope my dad's not a bad renovator he actually knows what he's doing as does his friend Kenny whom does stuff like this for a living but anyways~
House: Renovate moi!
dad: fine how 'bout the basement?
House: pourquoi?
Dad: how bout the basement washroom then?
Mom: I have a bad feeling~
Basement Washroom: grrrr!
Brother: smashy smashy!
Walls, tub, sink,toilet: AHHHH! *trash*
Pipes: haha! look we are le fucked up
Previous owners: we make pretty bathroom not seal pipes and cut corners!Have electric near wet make good fire start! WEEEEE!
Inside walls: le mold! *gasp*
Me: I kill yous! haha!
Mold: Gah bleach, bleach! it burns!*dead*
Dad: Now we tear up the floor!
floor: i'm cement
Jackhammer: hiya!
Pipes: looky we carry sewage!
Previous owners: we have all sewage line under cement floor! we no use pipe connector for seal! We let cement seal! No need sewage to go outside~ It's O~ K~
Sewage: looky I replace teh floor!
Dad: Mom!
Ken: Shitz this shit!
Beer: *breaky time*
Mom and me : *run out to get temp solution*
Sewage: we go outsides now! but we still need fixies~
floor: all gone
So~ thanks to the temp solution wecan at least use the washroom upstairs but ewwww~ there is sewage in the basement.